Teachers That Gang Up On You
We have a lot theories. One of our genius thoughts is that the teachers gang up on us at school. They meet together every morning in a dark, scary room and eat doughnuts. And while they are eating these doughtnuts in this dark, scary room, they discuss all the homework that they’re going to give us students that day. For example, Teacher #1 will say, ” I’m going to assign a new project that the children have to have done by the day after tomorrow. It’s going to be worth half their grade. ” Then Teacher #2 says, “Eh well, since you are giving them a project to work on, I think I’m just going to just not give them any homework and let them watch a very good PG-13 movie. *She/he then stares at other teachers then starts laughing hysterically.* Hahahahahahahahaha! Who am I kidding? We can’t do that! We’re supposed to give them tons of homework so they can sit inside doing their work while watching all their other friends play outside in the wonderful weather!” Then Teacher #3 says, ” I definitely agree. Let’s give them a 40 paged packet that they have to do, because they don’t deserve to have a life. Yes that is the perfect plan. Muawhahahahahahahahahaha!” Now the hall monitors walk in the room and say, “I love your guys plan and i will help you! Every student that walks to slow or a little to fast we will give them a detention so that there parents will ground them and they wont be able to hang out with their friends!!!!!!! >:D Then all the kids go to lunch and the lunch ladies heard about their project and and their detention. they got the memo to torment the kids. Then a kid goes to the lunch line and buys food and he is 2 cents off from not charing and the lunch lady # 1 says “You dont have enough money to buy a lunch sorry. I am going to have to take your lunch. I will be back in 5 minutes” Then the lunch lady goes to the back room and eats the kids lunch!!!! Thats her 5th lunch by the way. PIG!!!!! When she got back she had crumbs on her shirt but nobody really expected that she would eat someones lunch so no one said anything. After that the kids went to their elective class and the gym teacher and multi-media teacher heard about the project, lunches, and detention. So the multi-media teacher said that they have to type a 5 page essay on multi-media and everything they have learned, due at the end of the hour. And the gym teacher says they have to run 15 laps around the track non-stop, no walking!
